Humorous Messages
Available Messages
Each Message is $5.00
Free shipping within the United States.
(Small breed) Muscle Dog Inside
5 lbs***.of Raw Terror

Man Eating (small breed) Inside - Be Afraid

Dangerous (breed) Inside
Has Killed Squeaky Toy

125 ** Pound Lap Dog Inside

Carniverous (small breed) Inside
Prefers Moving Target

No Oxygen Left in Room (large breed) Inside

Ferocious (small breed) Inside - Protect Ankles

Hungry (small breed) Inside -Will Eat You Whole

Room Capacity: 3 People or 1 (large breed)

Fluffy Little (large breed) Inside

***Contact us with a different weight if so desired
Message Options
Enter Your Breed
Weight of Dog if Appropriate
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  • Bring a smile to visitors while letting them know: You have pets!
  • Suitable for all breeds, but some messages are especially suited for large breeds and tiny toys
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